SMS Novel 1: Poetry of the Night

YO!

Yesterday I was just about to go to sleep when suddenly!

From the shadows on the wall beside my bed emerged a creature of the dark!!

It was about 2.5 inches long!!!!

It had hundreds of legs!!!!!!

It

Was

Beside

My

Bed

...



Nearly Died.



I made an immediate plan in my head.

Slowly move the bed frame from the wall to expose the beast.

Grab an empty envelope from the bedside table.

Approach calmly

Position the envelope 2 or 3 inches from the monster

And




BAM!!!!!

SMACK THE ENVELOPE ONTO IT'S HIDEOUS BODY!!



The beast wiggled and squirmed beneath the force of the folded paper



It wasn't dead. O.o


*deep breath*

I need to kill this.

Only one thing to do...





Press harder.

*gulp*

Here we go...




#CRUNCH!#

The deafening noise of the beast's exoskeleton cracking beneath the weight of justice!





And then there was silence, save for the racing pounding beat of the killer's remorseless heart.

It was finished.

The enemy utterly defeated.

The residents of 1817 Leblanc* could rest their heads in peace this evening.


But still,

The fear in the back of their minds.



Were there more?



They'd have to hope for the best as they entrust themselves to the warmth of their dinosaur blankee.

Sweet dream young slayer of evil.

Sweet dreams.





~FIN~

Written March 12th 2015 over 42 text messages. Based on a true story.
*address changed for this reproduction

D.Fa